*> Lick your dog's face.
*> Get your dog a bone and bury it for him.
*> Mark your territory by peeing on the couch.
*> Bring your cat a dead bird.
*> Make a real effort to learn to purr.
*> Spend a day with your head stuck in a bird cage.
*> Spend quality time with your pet rolling around in something really awful.
*> Sniff your neighbor's butt.
*> Bite the mailman.
*> Eat supper on the floor.
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