A minister, priest and a rabbi were out playing golf at the country club and got behind a foursome moving so slowly, it was unbearable. The foursome hit their ball everywhere but in the fairway and took forever to sink their puts. And worse yet, they wouldn't let the three church heads play through. Finally after spending almost 2 hours just to play three holes, all three were ticked off by the unusually slow play. Finally the priest noticed one of the country club officials going by on a golf cart. He stopped him to ask about the slow playing conditions. By this time, all three of them were cussing up a storm and cursing the slow play. First the priest starts in complaining and explaining how long it has taken to play only three holes. Then the minister starts cursing also, telling the country club official how he will advise everyone not to play at the club anymore in the next church bulletin. Finally the country club official stops them and asks, "Didn't any of you read our last club notice that was sent out over two weeks ago."
"All of the church heads shook their heads and replied, "No."
The head of the country club explained to them that today was specifically set aside as a golf outing for the blind as a service to the community.
After hearing the explanation, all of the church heads start apologizing profusely and saying how sorry they were. Then the country club head looks over at the rabbi and says, "Don't you have anything to say."
"Well, yeah! Why can't they play at night?"
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