A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargement.
He tells her, 'Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies.'
She did this every day faithfully and after several months ... It worked! She grew great boobs! One night she went to a party, got trashed, and went home with some strange guy. In the morning when she woke up, she didn't know where she was, so she took a shower and left for work.
On the bus she realized that she had forgotten to do her morning ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby asked her, 'Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?'
'Why, yes, I do. How did you know?'
'Hickory dickory dock ...'
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