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Home > Funny Jokes > Work Jokes > No Dial Tone

Rated: 8.66/10 | Votes: 32 | Views: 8,015 |Submitted: 04/05/03



A young businessman had just started his own firm. He’d had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah,I’m from the local telephone company, I’ve come here to activate your phone lines"




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