Doctor, Doctor
how do I stop my nose from running?
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Doctor, Doctor
I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm turning into a frog.
Your just playing too much croquet!
Doctor, Doctor
I'm so ugly what can I do about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
Doctor, Doctor
I'm having trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Doctor, Doctor
I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
Doctor, Doctor
everyone thinks I'm a liar.
Well I can't believe that!
Doctor, Doctor
my baby is the image of his father.
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
Doctor, Doctor
I've a split personality.
Well, you'd better both sit down then!
Doctor, Doctor
my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible.
Which sister?
Doctor, Doctor
I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.
Necks please!
Doctor, Doctor
I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor
I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your bed!
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm an electric eel.
That's shocking!
Doctor, Doctor
I keep thinking I'm a woodworm.
How boring for you!
Doctor, Doctor
something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
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