NO. 10 Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner eats all. NO. 9 This gives new meaning to "box lunch."
NO. 8 Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?"
NO. 7 Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled - John Corl, Rochester, N.Y.
NO. 6 What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"
NO. 5 Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory
NO. 4 Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, "The snackfest in Budapest."
NO. 3 How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
NO. 2 Slogans for Tys * The T * Da * * Ear-Reconcilable Differences
NO. 1 When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were that "it tasted like chicken."
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