Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!'
'Ah, that's nothin',' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!'
'Actually,' said the 80-year-old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'
'Do you have trouble peeing too?' asked the 60-year-old. 'No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock, no problem at all.'
'Do you have trouble crapping?'
'No, I crap every morning at 6:30.'
'With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, 'Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?'
'I don't wake up until 7:00.'
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