<P>To:<STRONG> </STRONG><FONT face="courier new, courier, mono"><STRONG>All Employees <BR></STRONG></FONT>From: <STRONG><FONT face="courier new, courier, mono">Management</FONT> <BR></STRONG>Subject:<STRONG> <FONT face="courier new, courier, mono">Office conduct during the Christmas season</FONT></STRONG>
<P><FONT face="courier new, courier, mono">Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council). </FONT>
<P><FONT face="courier new, courier, mono"><B>1.</B> Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged. <BR><B>2.</B> Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill) <BR><B>3.</B> Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug." <BR><B>4.</B> Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house. <BR><B>5.</B> All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25. <BR><B>6.</B> Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines. </FONT>
<P><FONT face="courier new, courier, mono">In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday. <BR></FONT></P>
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