Old farmer Brown passes away after a short illness. His estate shows he had a substantial life insurance policy and the company doesn't want to pay. The company sends their hot shot attorney down to contest the policy. During the legal proceedings the hot shot attorney is questioning the country Dr. who signed the death certificate. "Well Dr. Smith, you were not present when farmer Brown died, so how do you know that he is dead, and not out on some island resort somewhere." The Dr. thought for a while and said "you know you're right, I wasn't there when he passed away, and at the autopsy I removed his brain and have it in a jar in my office in formaldehyde, so there is a distinct possibility that he could be out practicing law somewhere...
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