Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking.
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge.
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What, you mean those square ones?
Yes!
The ones you put butter on?
Yes!
Oh, You're Crackers!
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!
Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up!
Just simmer down!
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, I wouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee.
Well buzz off I'm busy!
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.
Please sit on the couch.
Which one!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a telephone.
Well, take these pills and if they don't work then give me a ring!
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