Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.
Well pull yourself together then.
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.
One at a time please.
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisible.
Who said that?
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ‘till I get there.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit.
Will you get out of my hair!
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee.
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog.
What's wrong with that?
I think I'm going to croak.
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly.
Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places.
Well don't go back there again then!
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar.
Don't worry you'll soon change!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth.
Get out of the way, your in my light!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider.
What a web of lies!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail.
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
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