A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to
college at UVA. But her father said ' No Way!
You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ.'
Well she got her way and she went to UVA. The
first semester went by, and she wrote home that
she was getting married to, a man from Richmond,
VA named Clarence. Her father said ' I'll be
damned if my daughter is marrying a man from
Richmond, you're marrying a By-God West Virginian
boy.'
So he sent his two sons to UVA to get their
sister. In a couple of days they returned. Dad
said ' Where is your sister?'
They replied ' We were almost there Daddy and we
came up on this overpass that had this sign that
read 'Clarence 13'6'' so we turned around and got
the hell out of there.'
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