A golfer hit his ball off the tee into a deep thicket. When he finds his ball, he decided to try and hit it out using his 8-iron. He tries several swings at it but can't dislodge it from the growth. Dejected and looking around, he notices a shiny object nearby. He goes over to see what it is and notices an 8-iron attached to a human skeleton. Noticing his partner standing nearby with the cart and golf clubs he yells out, "Better throw me a wedge, you can't get outta here with an 8-iron."
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