Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting
in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he
kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder,
and he turns around to see a big black bear.
The black bear says "You've got 2 choices. One, I maul you to
death or Two, we have sex." Bill bends over for the bear.
He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge. Bill
heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear
and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A
huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says,
"That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, Either I maul you
to death or we have sex." Bill bends over.
He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of
time to recover. He's outraged. Sure enough, he heads back to
Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank
range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an
enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really
come here for the hunting, do you?"
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